I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sickkkka 🎶❤ #yonceyallonhismouthlikeliquorrrrrr #nextweeeeekend. #yassssssss
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
Selfies. Selfies everywhere
I defy someone to re-draw the cover of The Killing Joke as a selfie.
|—||Frank Zappa (via feellng)|
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok??
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfiel at the Peace, Love & A Cure Triple Negative Breast Cancer Foundation benefit in Cresskill, NJ - May 21, 2013.
HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO
so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle