Seventeen forever:)
I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sickkkka 🎶❤ #yonceyallonhismouthlikeliquorrrrrr #nextweeeeekend. #yassssssss

I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sickkkka 🎶❤ #yonceyallonhismouthlikeliquorrrrrr #nextweeeeekend. #yassssssss

lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

lordpikachufarquad:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

vbartilucci:

themightyrarebreed:

mmue11er:

Super selfies

Selfies. Selfies everywhere

I defy someone to re-draw the cover of The Killing Joke as a selfie.

If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
 Frank Zappa (via feellng)

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

somnifik:

i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok??

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfiel at the Peace, Love & A Cure Triple Negative Breast Cancer Foundation benefit in Cresskill, NJ - May 21, 2013.

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

failnation:

The ice cream store owners know.http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

The ice cream store owners know.
http://failnation.tumblr.com